regaining sanity

awesomephilia: shawna-marie: Supposedly there is a new study...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:19:12 -0500

shawna-marie:

Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.

Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%

witneyhouston: im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:14:42 -0500

witneyhouston:

im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson

edm-life-or-die: Walk into the library like whatup i got a...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:08:40 -0500

edm-life-or-die:

Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock

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hakoshi: brightestbuzz: heterosexually-challenged: dealanexmac...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:06:45 -0500

hakoshi:

brightestbuzz:

heterosexually-challenged:

dealanexmachina:

Best cosplay ever.

omg. if you’re too young to know who this is supposed to be then we can’t be friends.

AAAAAH! SO AMAZING.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 22:06:20 -0500

theshieldandthesword: i hate to turn up out of the blue...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:05:43 -0500

theshieldandthesword:

i hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

sealcat: “and the Lady Byng Memorial Trophy, for the player who has exhibited the best gentlemanly...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:59:32 -0500

sealcat:

“and the Lady Byng Memorial Trophy, for the player who has exhibited the best gentlemanly conduct goes to Patrick Kane”

Patrick Kane arrives on stage with his mullet and a lime green Cinco De Mayo t-shirt. He grabs the trophy and leans towards the mic, whispering “swag” before skateboarding away.

phoenios: Team Rocket burns you at the speed of light.

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:52:05 -0500

phoenios:

Team Rocket burns you at the speed of light.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 21:25:00 -0500

bad-ass-strigoi-hunter: exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest: Things that need to be more...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:20:34 -0500

bad-ass-strigoi-hunter:

exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest:

Things that need to be more affordable:

-plane tickets

-whole, natural foods

-gas

-workout clothing

-phone bills

-University (education) tuition

Things that need to be more expensive:

-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket

-cigarettes

-alcohol

You are a genius.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 20:12:25 -0500

new-ways-to-complain: conservativegirlonpolitics: That was the...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:15:15 -0500

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 18:33:57 -0500

theyumyumblr: Tater Tot Casserole If I don’t see Joey...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:33:44 -0500

theyumyumblr:

Tater Tot Casserole

If I don’t see Joey tonight, I’m making this and eating it all myself amidst my tears and ItaKiss episodes 5-7.

"You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job market with triple..."

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:33:01 -0500

“You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job market with triple the unemployment isn’t interested in purchasing the assets of the generation who just blew an enormous housing bubble and kept it from popping through quantitative easing and out-and-out federal support? Curious.”

- When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)

Every time someone says we’re a lazy and entitled generation I’m going to show them this

They should be happy most of us haven’t moved to the moon yet

That actually sounds like a good idea at this point

(via setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain)

charmingcynic: telephonoscope: psdo: knightarcana: vantasticm...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:29:18 -0500

charmingcynic:

telephonoscope:

psdo:

knightarcana:

vantasticmess:

thedinosaurprince:

fuckingrapeculture:

signifierofmalepower:

My picks from #safetytipsforladies on Twitter.

brilliant

ALWAYS REBLOG.

actually sitting here crying with laughter

SEXUAL CONSENT VOLTRON

LITERALLY IN TEARS OVER THIS POST LIKE…..

never gets old

WOAH. I was like scrolling and nodding and scrolling and nodding and then BAM the last tweet is my best friend.

Awwww yeah, Yeti!